Our Networked Home

Our Networked Home

The most boring place on the Internet

You might as well be watching paint dry

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About

Sometimes we test things here, but really that's so infrequent nowadays we just have to log in so we can change the passwords when the vault tells us it's time.

OUR BORING PROFILE

This might have been the wrong free theme to download to hide the fact this page has no real content.

HOUSE

VIR

OLLIE

JACK

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I'm trying to figure out why anyone would still be reading this stuff. Do you think there's a contest or something? I promise there isn't some multi-million dollar prize hiding on this site. There aren't any prizes. None. You're wasting your time.

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There really isn't anything here, and there aren't any kind of services running in the background. No PHP, no Java, no Flash, and FFS anyone using Flash should stop already. Nothing is here, we just test stuff in the background. Why are you still here?

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I seriously think you're punishing yourself at this point.

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WHY WHY WHY DELILAH?!?!

100% NOTHING

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Never Documented

Documenation? Who do they think I am... a Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert?

Dirty but Customizable

Break out the dirt devil, someone dragged in mud.

MANY

Projects

NO

Countries

NO

Offices

NO

Clients

No Contact

Seriously will this template end? I'm almost at the limit of my will to live.

DON'T GET IN TOUCH

Address: Why would you care?
Phone: +1-555-555-5555
noanswer@ournetworkedhome.com
www.ournetworkedhome.com

MEIN GOTT!

Is this FINALLY the last one? Please. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S UNHOLY!